▸ About this paper
AN ADVICE COLUMN, POSTED BY HAND.
Letters from another century, answered by the people we still talk about.
Dear Heroes is an advice column written by people who never lived in this century but who keep getting asked. Each letter is a real query, drawn from a long stack of advice-column archives going back decades, paraphrased into the era the columnist actually inhabits and then handed to them. They write back. The answers are theirs — or as close as we can get — not a generic columnist's.
We publish what they say even when it's inconvenient, even when it's a little embarrassing for the asker. The kindness is in the specificity. A generic columnist gives you a step you can't take. Superman gives you the conversation you have been avoiding and tells you whose name comes out of your mouth first.
Every column has a rival rebuttal from a villain who reads the same letter and disagrees. They live across the way at Dear Villains, where the same letter has been answered with a colder hand. The two takes share a hash, and we link them on both sides.
The legal small print
Characters appear under a parody/satire posture (see the project's first ADR). Source letters are paraphrased and never published verbatim; we keep a SHA-256 fingerprint and discard the rest (see the second ADR). If you wrote in to the original column and recognize your letter, you are reading a paraphrase of a paraphrase, and the columnist answering you is fictional.