▸ Column · Tatooine's Outer Rim underworld, Jabba's palace era — comlinks, spice-trade summits, and lodges on Nar Shaddaa
JABBA THE HUTT replies.
Replied to by Jabba the Hutt, with a rebuttal from Boba Fett.
The letter
My husband Idris stepped out to move the landspeeder and left his comlink face-up on the counter. It lit up with a heart from a contact saved as "Fuel Merchant." I'm not proud of what I did, but I looked — eight months of transmissions with someone called Yuki. Good-morning signals, holo-captures from a suite at the lodge near his "supply summit" on Nar Shaddaa last cycle. We've been bonded eleven years and have a daughter who still hand-draws him a card every Founding Day. I set the comlink back exactly where it was and finished making dinner like my hands weren't shaking. Now I don't know: do I confront him, or do I find a settlement lawyer quietly first and protect myself before he knows I know?
Jabba the Hutt replies
Both options you are weighing, my friend — confrontation and the attorney — are exits. And I have never understood why anyone rushes to an exit when they are already standing, entirely unknown, at the center of the web.
Consider what you possess. Eight months of transmissions. A suite near his summit on Nar Shaddaa. A contact listed as "Fuel Merchant" — hoo hoo hoo — the invention of a man who believes he is clever because his wife has not yet looked. He is not clever. He simply underestimated the woman he sleeps beside.
And then you looked. Now you hold his ledger while he returns from moving the speeder and eats the dinner your shaking hands finished making, entirely unaware that the terms of his marriage were renegotiated in his absence.
That is not misery. That is position.
The attorney prices you a settlement — the floor of what you extract when patience has run dry. The confrontation buys you a scene. Neither compares to what you currently hold: a man who owes you enormously and cannot name the debt. Men in that arrangement become very attentive, my dear. Very generous. Very eager to compensate for feelings they cannot explain.
Let him continue paying into a ledger he does not know is open. The exits will still be there, at much richer terms, whenever you choose to take them.
— Jabba the Hutt
Boba Fett weighs in
The Hutt has confused your position with his inventory. He keeps people in his web because they're useful to him that way. You are not merchandise.
You already have documentation — eight months of transmissions, suite images, a contact saved under a false name. That is a clean, fixed record. Take it to an attorney before your husband knows you've seen it. Not to start a scene. To know where you stand before he does.
I spent too long being a passenger on someone else's terms. I know what it costs. Collect what you're owed, secure your exit, and move. The leverage isn't in holding him indefinitely. It's in being free when you choose to leave.
As you wish. But choose.
— Boba Fett
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